Sitting on the bench, smiling and laughing
So good, thrilling, sexy and so shocking
You are so crazy, always an adventure
Your one torture is my guilty pleasure
Sitting there, hot sizzling, gonna catch on fire
You are too good, baby, my one and only desire
Licking your lips with your tongue, it turns me on so much
My heart skips a beat every time at your sudden touch
You lean in and kiss my cheek leading to my mouth
You went not north, west, east but south
Down to my neck, you continued to bite and suck
Slow down please… careful now… F***!
Up to my ear, you nibble, making me wet
Been doing it ever since we first met
In under a millisecond, you reach my breast
My hand sliding down from your face to your chest
Don’t stop, you are too good, forgive me if I scream
I opened my eyes to find out that it was all a dream
I’m gonna confess you are better than my ex
How about you and I re-enact our Dream-Sex?
Listen, my dearie, I’ll make a deal
Time to expose, no longer conceal
Come closer but don’t take my heart
Never cross the line or I’ll tear you apart
Here’s the contract, there’s the pen
You decide where and when
I do have a rule or maybe more
Nothing gets out of your bedroom door
Not a single rumour will be spread
If I hear one, it’s off with your head
Remember dear, this is just a fling
No need to go and buy me a ring
I’m just bored and feeling alone
Just keep driving and take me home
We can play all your seductive games
Make your bedroom turn into flames
You can explore, observe and consume
Make sure you dress nice, prepare your room
You can play king, I will be your slave
Get ready for me to misbehave
I’ll play ever role you want me to play
But you have to remember you still have to pay
Shower me with admiration and lust
You can throw in a bit of love if you must
In the morning, I will walk away
Maybe we can schedule for another day
I’ll see you soon or I’ll see you never
Just remember I own you forever
No going back, you can’t run and hide
I attached a chain to your side
Maybe behind your door, we can’t be seen
You play king but I’m always the Queen
To me, you are just another pet, just a toy
You’ll never be a man, just a little boy
So stand in the corner and make sure you are ready
If love is unstable then lust isn’t steady
You should have used your head, don’t be thick
You shouldn’t have put your heart on your dick
So, dearie, I’m afraid you are in my trap
By the way…. Next time try harder cause the sex was crap!
I gave you my love and my body
I gave you laughs and our own parody
I gave you plenty of kisses and hugs
I gave you all my secrets on the rugs
I gave you hints that I want you
I had no doubt you want me too
I gave you everything so we can be together
I gave you my world and all you say is “Whatever”
I gave you passionate kisses and you say “It’s okay”
You talk so much about your best mate…Dude are you gay?
You talk so much about her and your past
You talk more about that bitch and I’ll be your last
You talk and talk and talk some more
But now it’s my turn, you’re a real bore
Let me list all the things you can’t have
Even if you want it so much, bruv!
You can’t have my perky breasts
Unless you grow some hair on your chest
You can’t have my kisses with tongue
Do you even know what you’ve become?
You can’t have the time that has passed
You certainly can’t have my beautiful ass
You can’t have the thing between my legs
No matter how you crawl, plead or even beg
I am through being lover’s fool
I’d rather date a dying mule
I’d rather stay single forever
Just face it, we can’t be together
Because I’m uptight and you’re just wrong
Grow some abs darling, you’ll never be strong
You think you were winning before
Well, not anymore, close the f***ing door
I don’t want to see your face
I don’t need your sweaty embrace
I don’t want your small dick
Get a life cause you are just a prick
Let me tell you I am amazing in bed
I can really mess with a boy’s head
So unless you can still grow your stick
Time is running out so be quick
Before I let you have me in your room
Before this “relationship” can resume
I have one rule in the plan
I only give my body to a man
So since you are not that, let’s say “Adios”
You are just the garbage boy, I want the BOSS!
Are you a bad boy or are you good?
Do you like to work out or digging into food?
Do you play an instrument, or maybe you sing?
Do you like simplicity or a lot of bling?
Are you stinking rich or do you just like money?
On your toast: butter, jam, Nutella or honey?
Are you a good laugh, do you think you’re funny?
What’s your favourite animal: dog, cat or bunny?
What’s your favourite colour: blue, green, red…What do you think?
Are you gonna be a real man and say your favourite is pink?
I guess, I asked a lot of questions, let’s just stop
But tell me on your list, am I the one on top?
Sorry, I asked another… I think you’re a star
One last one, have you ever done it in your car?