He Kissed Her (1)

He said ‘I like you’ but his boy brain kissed her. This boy said he fancied me to the extent he gave me presents because that’s how you win a girl’s heart that you like, right? After telling me that he likes me and looked me in the eyes: he still kissed her. We were both standing outside of maths class, innocently flirting whilst the teacher gets ready for the lesson. He was telling me I look cute today and I was probably blushing. I wasn’t looking for a boyfriend at the time (but a high school crush I could have being a young girl, aged 13). Anyways there were also these two girls who were playing a game of “Kiss Me”. They were getting guys from the corridor to kiss their cheek (a stupid game I know but this was before everyone discovered Facebook). One of the girls stopped in the middle of my high school crush and I and asked him to kiss her cheek. He looked at me and I shrugged (hoping he’ll get the hint and NOT kiss her) but of course, he did. He kissed her and had a huge grin on his face. Meanwhile, I wasn’t impressed and a little pissed so I gave him the worst thing an immature/jealous high school girl could think of giving: the Silent Treatment. He spent a week trying the figure out why I wasn’t talking to him anymore and looking back he deserved every single second of silence that I gave him.

Hangover

Blink some more, go on I dare you
Leap forward, I know you want to
Take control, the King of Clubs
Pick your poison, the Prince of Pubs
Strutting around like it’s your castle
Never up for a fight, letting his boys hustle
Sitting on this throne made of plastic and foam
Picking up random girls cause he knows he’s alone
A life filled with bottles and miscellaneous pills
His mind so blurred out he is seeing stills
Pictures he only want to see, illusion
Thinking he is some God, delusion
Been smoking too many, damn too high
He has been stoned and he cannot see why
His mother has left and his dad stopped caring
His brother died and he is here plain daring
The guys to fight and the girls to beg
Been downing too much, he’s emptied the keg
But the ecstasy only last for a short time
Cannot last if he hasn’t got a single dime
Cannot keep thinking he is the duke
Needs to go home cause soon he’ll puke
Go out the door, go steal a Range Rover
Mate, wake up, you’re fucking hangover!